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Biography
Once a scrawny, four-eyed grad-student of psychology at Berkeley, Dr. Megalo [then Edmund Gregor Olsavsky], was driven to a life of crime when a young co-ed asked him to the local juke joint, but only as a ruse designed to ridicule him in front of his peers. From then on he had the ability to tell what people were really thinking when they spoke to him, and decided to use his powers for EVIL!
It wasn't long before Megalo found himself in a federal penitentiary. This was only a temporary setback, however, with the help of his only friend, the engineering/computer wiz Max Watts, Megalo broke out of jail and fled to the east coast. Before his escape, however, Megalo had counseled many of the other inmates and found his true calling—advice columnist.
Using the technological gizmos created by Max, Megalo amplified his brainpower and can now analyze thoughts... from the written word! This drove him a little mad, however, and it was afterwards that he changed his name to Dr. Megalo and began his quest for power.
It is through us at the Pasquinade that he has chosen to reach out to you to give free advice, which he hopes will undermine the foundation of the counseling industry and slowly bring the entire advice-column world under his control! |
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