A moment of silence?

A glitch in my media feed brought this old story from the Onion back to my attention. It was funny in August. It's just as funny today.

Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

"Every American has an inalienable right to free speech and self-expression," Bush said. "Nonetheless, I call upon the American people to hold off on it for, say, 60 seconds. Just long enough for me to get this all sorted out in my head."

Yeah... that should take about a minute, right?