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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I have seen the future... and it's funny


The Onion this week offers headlines from 2056. Here's a taste...

Democratic Middle Eastern Union Votes to Invade U.S.
MECCA—The 14 democratic member nations of the Middle Eastern Union unanimously voted to declare war on the U.S. Monday, calling the North American country a "dangerous rogue state that must be contained."

Halliburton Wins Bid to Rebuild Midwest
RUMSFIELD, EMPIRE OF TEXAS—Officials at the Crawford White House announced Monday that the Halliburton Corporation has been awarded the lucrative task of reconstructing the Midwest, a contract worth approximately Ÿ92 billion.

Overcrowding Reaches Crisis Level at Yellowstone National Parking Lot
WEST THUMB, WY—Overcrowding remains an enormous problem at Yellowstone National Parking Lot, officials reported Monday.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

The problem with sheep


Things are pretty crazy here at Fun for America! HQ. So, we're running on a light schedule.

Caught this in today's NY Times. It's an interesting read... a warning about truth in the digital age. Any thoughts?

Just when you thought it was safe

Thursday, June 09, 2005

More Iraqi intelligence revealed... sigh


I just received this from a friend who works for a State Department subcontractor. It was openly circulated via email... in her office... which gets most of its money from the U.S. Department of State.

Be sure to read the whole thing. It's got quite a big finish!

VERY INTERESTING -

1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq.

2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!

3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.

4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.

5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!

6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq!

7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.

8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.

9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel.

10. Amos cried out in Iraq!

11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem.

12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq!

13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!)

14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq.

15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq.

16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq.

17. The wise men were from Iraq.

18. Peter preached in Iraq.

19. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!

And you have probably seen this one. Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible. The names used in the Bible are Babylon, Land of Shinar, and Mesopotamia. The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. The name Iraq, means country with deep roots.

Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible.

No other nation, except Israel, has more history and prophecy associated it than Iraq.

And also... This is something to think about! Since America is typically represented by an eagle. Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages...

The following verse is from the Koran, (the Islamic Bible)

Koran (9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.

(Note the verse number!) Hmmmmmmm?! God Bless you all Amen !

I BETTER NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE OR SEE DELETED This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq. Pass it on to everyone and pray. Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they love you. Do not break this chain. Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Go.

God bless the State Department.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

With allies like these...


Read this [Colonel Sanders Under Fiery Siege in Pakistan] in today's NY Times. Despite the Onion-esque headline, it's an article about a deadly attack on a KFC in Karachi, Pakistan... and it contains the most bizarre paragraph I have ever read in a major newspaper.

Next to the entrance of the Madina-tul-Ilam Mosque hung a banner, a macabre riposte to KFC's "chicky meal" ad. "We want to warn America: Martyrdom is our heritage," it read. "We will protect Islam until the last drop of blood."

It kinda makes you wonder what the chicky meal ad said.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Still catching up...


Ok, you've probably heard about it, but you should read it... if you haven't already.

The secret Downing Street memo

Headlines reveal hypocrisy?


From the NY Times this morning...

High Court Allows Prosecution of Medical Marijuana Users

You gotta love the subtle wordplay of those headline writers. I smell a media bias.



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