Christmas: The new right-wing conspiracy

For the record, I have had just about enough of the whole conservative outrage over the secularizing of Christmas. Luckily, it being December 27, they will likely move on to other imaginary moral crises like only allowing straight couples to celebrate St. Valentines Day.

That said, I saw this on Wonkette and had a chuckle... which was quickly followed by the realization that Ann Coulter is still out there spreading... good will.

Ann Coulter has shown herself to be a closet evangelist for the Christmas
cause, and has used her website to send out a subtle appeal to those who
practice a different faith:

To The People Of Islam:
Just think: If we'd invaded your countries, killed your leaders and converted you to Christianity YOU'D ALL BE OPENING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
Merry Christmas

We're thinking this is one reason to convert most Muslim's haven't thought
of, but, ironically, "Because we want to give them Christmas gifts" was actually
in the first draft of Colin Powell's UN presentation.

Ahhhh occupation... the gift that keeps on giving.