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The staff of the Pasquinade is only as funny as its weakest contributor. [Yes, we're looking at you, Joshua!] That said, we welcome the ideas of our readers. Some of our greatest writers have come from our readership. You could be next. Give it a go! Fill out the form below and await further instruction.

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