Inherent loathsomeness [1-10]: Uh, it's Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell …8

Misdeeds [1-10]: The Donald hates the Rosie. The Rosie hates the Donald. The Donald loves the sound of his own voice. The Rosie loves the sound of her own voice. You two just get married already!

Ok, so Rosie made fun of Trump's hair and his bad business decisions. Trump fired back [Get it? "Fired" like "you're fired" Trump's catch phrase] with a press release saying Rosie was fat or something and that Barbara called him to say that Rosie was indeed fat. I heard that Rosie shivved Barbara backstage this morning.

I really can't help but feel that the real victim here is Joy Bahar …6

Mitigating factors [1-10]: It will undoubtedly bring about the downfall of everyone involved …6

Cultural saturation [1-10]: Entertainment tv shows LOVE this story. It's got the people everyone loves to hate so every jackass thinks he should add his voice to the mix... oh wait …8

Bonus points [1-10]: Trump sent a letter with the following postscript, "I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You need to work on this for your own good!" …6