Inherent loathsomeness [1-10]: She has the largest forehead of anyone (aside from Brandy), yet she is still a supermodel… 8

Misdeeds [1-10]: This curvaceous airhead has made millions prancing around in next to nothing, now that she’s retired, she just wants to help the rest of us with her new talk show. Tyra takes on the most important issues facing American women such as “Do people tell you your look is over the top or that you wear too much makeup?” and “Are you a woman whose always falling for gay men?” and let’s not forget “Do you make it a habit of calling your ex after a night of partying?” Last week she paid a doctor to feel her up in front of a live audience to prove to the world that she doesn’t have breast implants. Move over Oprah… 7

Mitigating factors [1-10]: She looks pretty good in a bra and panties…4

Cultural saturation [1-10]: She’s in your mail box on the cover of the Victoria’s Secret Catalog and any number of other girly mags. She’s got “America’s Next Top Model” and “The Tyra Banks Show”, and, as if that weren’t enough, she has been making the rounds on talk shows. Saw her spouting annoyingness just last night on Leno. There are a bazillion websites dedicated to her. The woman is more omnipresent than god…10

Bonus points [1-10]: She spent one day in a fat suit and then made other overweight women, (who can’t zip out of it at the end of the day), comfort her on national television because she was sooooooo traumatized. Poor fucking baby!… 8