From: Drew

Dear Becky,Should I shave my head?

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Dear Drew,

It’s tough to give you a good answer here, but, based solely on unknown factors, I will try.

1. Factor: Head shape. Do you have a crazy big head or a crazy-shaped head or a head full of dents and bulges? Then the answer is: NO.

2. Factor: Bouncerness. Do you look like a bouncer? Then the answer is: YES (Even if you have a weird head. However, see #3 for exception to this rule).

3. Factor: Amount of hair. Are you balding? Then the answer is: IN MOST CASES, YES. Cases in which you should not will be obvious. These cases include, but are not to the following: you are from Connecticut (not allowed), you are a Hasidic Jew (gotta rock the ringlets), you work at an indie record store (played out), you don’t want your co-workers to find out you work as a bouncer at a "gentlemen’s club" on the weekends to help pay for your new bangin’ sound system (too obvious).

4. Factor: Tranny/queeny. Are you a tranny or a drag queen? Then the answer is: YES. Just think about how much easier it will be to get your wig to lay just right!

I hope this helps, Drew. That’s what I’m here for. To help. People make decisions about their hairstyles.

Back it up!
Becks