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Julianne Boley
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Articles by Julianne Boley...

Pageant Tricks for Ugly Chicks
You, too, could be the next Tara Holland. Follow our ten-step program and avoid posing nude for Playboy and that Miss America crown is as good as yours. Or, pose for Playboy... it worked for Vanessa Williams.

March Horoscopes
What does your future hold? Consult the wisdom of the Pasquinade's very own astrologer.

April Horoscopes
What does your future hold? Consult the wisdom of the Pasquinade's very own astrologer.

May Horoscopes
What does your future hold? Consult the wisdom of the Pasquinade's very own astrologer.

July Horoscopes
What does your future hold? Consult the wisdom of the Pasquinade's very own astrologer.

 

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