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Dallas Shelby serves as Editor-in-chief for the Pasquinade.
Read other stories from this author. | By Dallas Shelby
Editor-in-chief
It's hard to stay on top of what's happening in the entertainment industry,
especially for the older folks. That is why, in an ongoing effort to provide
an invaluable service to our readers, we here at the Pasquinade offer
the following quick reference tool to help you differentiate between M&M's
and Eminem.
|
M&M's
|
Eminem
|
| Produced
by Mars |
Produced
by Dr. Dre |
| Melts
in your mouth, not in your hands |
Hit
bartender in the mouth with a handgun |
| Is 15% fat
|
Is totally
phat |
| Changed
name from "Plain" to more appealing "Milk Chocolate" |
Changed
name from "Marshall Mathers" to more street credible "Eminem" |
| In a blatant
PR move, began to produce more fruity colors |
In a blatant
PR move, performed a duet at the Grammy's with fruity Elton John |
| A
hard, candy shell outside, a sweet chocolaty inside |
A
hard shell outside, intestines and stuff inside |
| Consumed
by youth, regardless of the harmful effects |
Consumed
by youth, regardless of the harmful effects |
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